EXTRA TERRESTRIALS KNOW WHAT'S UP OKAY!!!!
ALRIGHT, SO EVERYONE KNOWS THAT OUR PRODUCTS WILL BLAST YA TASTE BUDS INTO SPACE. BUT HERES A LIL SECRET FOR YA, MANY EONS AGO TEAM TUBBY TOOK A FIELD TRIP TO ANOTHER DIMENSION AND WE TRADED NECK RUBS FOR ULTIMATE FLAVOUR COMBO SCRIPTURES FROM NAKED ALIENS ON A PLANET PERMENANTLY ENGULFED IN FIRE. THIS IS AN ODE TO THOSE TIGHT NECKED ALIENS AND THEY'RE BOUNTIFUL KNOWLEDGE
LISTING IS FOR 1 LANYARD! thanks bye xo