Change your life forever with the world's longest recipe. It's all about technique, once you've mastered the art of massaging your meat, your life will never be the same again.
1 whole free range chicken
1 sprinkler of TUBBY DUST
1 phat glug of olive oil
Pour some olive oil all over the chicken. Grab that chicken firmly with one hand to steady it, with your other hand use your index and middle finger to work that meat with tubby dust 'til satisfaction!
Roast that bitch for an hour and a half on 180 until crisp skinned and moist on the inside.
Then chow down.